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Monday, July 28, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
3.14 Ways to Have Hot Nerd Sex
Many people seem to be under the impression that nerds don't get any. What people seem to forget is that nerds come in all genders. If you and your geeky girlfriend needs some ways to spice up your sex life here are 3.14 tips.
1) Use a textured condom and roleplay Klingon lovers. Especially effective if she likes to bite.
2) Roleplay is great, but Cosplay is better. Nothing turns on a girl more than reenacting the lemon fanfic your wrote when you were sixteen. Those giant hair spikes can do so much more than make you look awesome.
3) For the S&M nerds, roleplay as OSX and Vista ("You've been a bad OS, haven't you? You need to be punished.")
3.14) Just before penetration, these five syllables alone are sure to drive her wild.
Kame Kame Ha!
Anyone else have ideas. Cookie for the best one.
1) Use a textured condom and roleplay Klingon lovers. Especially effective if she likes to bite.
2) Roleplay is great, but Cosplay is better. Nothing turns on a girl more than reenacting the lemon fanfic your wrote when you were sixteen. Those giant hair spikes can do so much more than make you look awesome.
3) For the S&M nerds, roleplay as OSX and Vista ("You've been a bad OS, haven't you? You need to be punished.")
3.14) Just before penetration, these five syllables alone are sure to drive her wild.
Kame Kame Ha!
Anyone else have ideas. Cookie for the best one.
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